The Bachelor Starts Tonight

The Bachelor starts tonight on ABC and at least one person in every house will seemingly watch it. So let’s break down the upcoming season.

Here are some statistics about The Bachelor you didn’t know you needed… actually you probably don’t need them but we’ve made it this far together so why not see what the finish line looks like?

The Bachelor

  • Peter from California

The Ladies by Name

  • Alayah
  • Avonlea
  • Alexa
  • Courtney
  • Deandra
  • Eunice
  • Hannah Ann
  • Jade
  • Jasmine
  • Jenna
  • Kiarra
  • Katrina
  • Kelley
  • Kelsey
  • Kylie
  • Lauren
  • Lexi
  • Madison
  • Maurissa
  • Megan
  • Mykenna
  • Natasha
  • Payton
  • Sarah
  • Savannah
  • Shiann
  • Sydney
  • Tammy
  • Victoria (there are two Victorias)

Ladies by State

  • Texas (5)
  • Illinois (5)
  • Florida
  • Tennessee (2)
  • Arizona
  • Georgia (2)
  • Iowa
  • California (3)
  • New York (3)
  • Alabama (2)
  • Massachusetts
  • Nevada
  • Virginia
  • Louisiana

Ladies by Province

  • British Columbia

Ladies by Attractiveness

  • Attractive (30)
  • Unattractive (0)

Ladies by Blonde Hair

  • Yes (10)
  • No (20)

Ladies that don’t show their teeth on the official Bachelor website roster

  • Don’t show teeth (9)
  • Teeth visible (21)

My early favorites based on nothing but made up reasons

  • Megan because she’s from the same state as the bachelor
  • Mykenna because she’s Canadian
  • Hannah Ann because she’s from the south and has the southern belle name and (bold prediction alert) is going to reference sweet tea in the first episode
  • Kylie because she kind of looks like Hannah Brown the Bachelorette (no word yet about Kylie’s windmill tolerance)

Episodes I plan to watch in full

  • 0

Times I will be told to please be quiet because not everything needs your commentary

  • Too many to count

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